Tagged by Darashoop
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(Switch to "All Regions" and "1") Only one Pokemon per question. Tag one or more person when you're finished. Captainpiratemonkey
(There. One person. Happy?)
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Oh my, how unfezant!
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Well, this is going to be fun as Hell!
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Great! I have to try getting along with two beings in one body! AND WE'RE DOING SCIENCE!
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.... help...
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Dara, your mother is kinda cute.
Wait uhm... that became weird...
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Fitting. Pretty as a flower.
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
I SWEAR!! NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND THAT WHIMSICOTT!!!
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
With an epic moustache like that, I can allow it.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
You little... well, somewhat tall bastard!
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
... That's a big spider.
12. This Pokémon punched your mom.
Mom...? Are you okay?
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes
Good luck doing that without arms!
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
NEVER F--K WITH A GOOSE!!!
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Aw, that's sweet. All the flower stories.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
BIG BUG BUDDY!!!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Well, who needs teeth, anyway...?
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
... Well, yeah, kinda... ewe
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
And now we're best friends! \owo/